The strange case

Proffessor Watson was walking around the cold halls of King's College London, uncomfortably shivering. It was still early so the bulding staff had yet to stoke any of the fires so the cold morning winter breeze carrasessed their bare skin causing the Proffessor to feel strange erotic emotions they have never felt.

After much walking, Proffessor Watson began hearing the sounds of someone writing on the chalk board in the main lecture theatre, the place the meeting was arranged. Entering the theatre, the room was nearly empty, no one was there except the genius Detective Sherlock Holmes who's nearly filled up the entire chalkboard with strange scribbles and equations.

"Do come in Watson, and close the door. You're letting in such an awful draft, the cold is not good for the mind and right now my mind needs to be as sharp as possible to catch the depraved lunatic out all the fair maidens in the streets of London. I've narrowed it down to a selection of 18 possible locations the crook may be hiding, I withhold gendering the criminal as to avoid a repeat of the strange case of Mister McMan who just so happened to have been a woman with no masculin inclinations, we really need to stop naming our cases before they are solved but anyhow thats a discussion for anot... BY JOVE WATSON WHAT THE BLAZENS ARE YOU WEARING?!!"

The comment made Watson very self conscientious of his current atire, a rather lavish red lingerie set he borrowed from his dearest wife (with permission of course, although suprised she was unusually willing to help out choosing the outfit).

"Well Mr Holmes, I did as your letter instructed, you know the one you left on your pillow which i woke up to find, the one which read"

Prof Watson

King's College London Edmond J. Safra Lecture Theatre

Were lingerie

"I know you've never been good with spelling and found practising such skills so tiring so i did excuse your misspelling of wear but please tell me how this is supposed to help us solve the case?!"

"..... oh, did I write lingerie?"

"yes you did, see here... what did you mean to write?!"__

"lingering, we're lingering in the Lecture Theatre together to try and solve the case..."

"oh my, i am ... oh my lord that.. i am terribly sorry i will get changed at once"__

"don't bother, I find your current attire rather, ravashing"