The plan

"I can't live like this!" said Gaga, putting her hands on her hips. "No one will take me seriously. They'll think I got butt implants! I'll be a laughing stock!"

"You mean the...butt...of jokes?" John said with a smirk.

Gaga glared at John with hatred.

"There's more," John said, "Your clit has been removed from inside your pussy and put up you rectum."

"What?!" said Gaga. Her lip was starting to tremble.

"Yep, and it's extra-sensitive, so any time something goes in or _out _of your ass, you'll have a tremendous orgasm! Isn't that great?!"

"NO!" screamed Gaga. "What do I have to do to get back to normal?!"

"It's rather simple," said John.

"What?!" pleaded Gaga. She walked closer and knelt down. "Anything!"

"Well," said John, "first, you must have anal sex in a gas station men's room every day for the next two weeks."

"What?!" yelled Gaga. She started to cry. "Seriously?!"

"Yes," said John, crossing his arms. "If you don't like it, I can leave right now!"

"Please no!"

"OK then, " said John. "Now shut up and listen! Interrupt me, and that ass is permanent and so is the clit in it."

Gaga nodded and wiped her nose. She looked up pleadingly at John.

"When you have sex, you must be bent over the urinal with your hands on the sides of the urinal. If there is no urinal, then on your hands and knees with your face over the toilet. Also, you cannot use the same men's room more than once, and you cannot have sex with the same guy more than once."

Gaga started sobbing, but she nodded.

"I've given you immunity to all STDs, so you will not have to, nor can you use a condom. When you are fucked up the ass, you will have multiple orgasms, and when your...lover...finishes, you will suck his cock clean. Got it?"

"Yes," said Gaga meekly.

"Also, your anus will stay tight and virginal, so each time will feel like the first. When you go to bed at night, you must stick a thumb up your butt and leave it there until you fall asleep. Suck it clean when you wake up. Got it?!"

Gaga nodded again.

"Now get dressed," said John. "There is an outfit hanging on the back of your bathroom door that will fit your new body. Put it on and fix your hair and make up. You have thirty minutes or else. I will be your first anal fuck today. Get to it! Crawl to the bathroom!"

Gaga crawled off, and John gave her a playful kick in the ass.

A half an hour later, Gaga came out. She was wearing a white tube top with Skank! written across the front in gold glitter. She had on a pair of black leather hot pants. Her hair and makeup were done.

"Turn around," said John.

Gaga blushed and turned around. One the seat of her shorts was a bulls eye with the center positioned over her anus. There was a zipper on the back too.

"Put on your sluttiest heels," said John, "and I'll drive you to a gas station. Hop to it."

Gaga went and put on a pair of gold platform shoes. She looked utterly defeated.

They went out to a red Lamborghini in Gaga's driveway, and they got in.