The oriental import store sells geisha outfits if you can fit into one.

You race down the mall to the store and enter almost panting with excitement. The shopkeeper is a 60+ year old Japanese woman that speaks broken English but she knows you have studied and speak Japanese so calls out in Japanese, ?*Why in such a hurry, slow down you will break something.?

?*I am going to meet Gwen Stefani, I need to buy a geisha outfit that I can wear, she is only letting girls, or men dressed like girls into her concert.?

?*Ok, you weird, I help. But I sell Chinese imports, not Japanese how about I dress you up like that girl Chun Li from the video game you used to tell me about all the time??

?*Yes even better.? You soon find yourself standing there dressed in a skimpy blue dress with little bows tied into your hair to give you two cute ponytails.

?*There now go get shoes and stockings and you be perfect.?

?*Thank you, thank you it is perfect.? You change back, bag it and pay for it then go to a department store and buy white thigh high stockings. Then while walking down the mall you decide to change it up a bit and buy some more sexy shoes and stroll into a trendy shoe store. You walk up to the cute blond working there, she is wearing a nice red ruffled shirt, a matching long skirt and 5? heeled black shoes. ?Hi I need some sexy shoes for a costume party.?

She smiles, ?Sure thing. How sexy are we talking? Can you walk in heels??

?I am not sure but I can try if that is what looks best.? You try on several pairs before finally narrowing down your choices a bit. You think the best choices are either; Cute blue sneakers, a pair of black open toe sandals with 5? platform heels, a pair of platform 7? stiletto heel white leather ankle boots.

*Translated from Japanese for English speaking audience.