The long intro

Chris stood at the entrance to a school that had a greater stature than that of a mansion. He impatiently tapped his foot, and continuously checked his watch every five seconds. It was 4:36pm. They were late.

A bus slowly plopped its way to the front of the school. The exhaust pipe was obviously shot, and the muffler wasn't in that great of shape either. Just by looking at it, you could tell it was at least twenty years old, and hadn't been cleaned in months, nor has it had its oil changed. Just before the door swung open, the bus broke down right in front of the school.

"Well," Chris said, blowing one of his bangs out of his face, "There goes our method of transportation for the season."

The bus driver sighed, and grudgingly swung the door open. The first person to see the mansion-like school was Duncan. He raised one side of his unibrow and scoffed.

"School, the one place I DON'T want to be." He walked over near the entrance door, where he was met by Chris.

"Duncan! You have the distinct pleasure of being the first person to arrive at our prestigious school!"

Duncan rolled his eyes, "Whatever." He attempted to hop the entrance gate, but was stopped by the host.

"No no no! You stay here and wait for everyone else to show up!" The oh-so gracious host grinned at the punk.

Geoff was the second one off the bus. Except instead of Duncan, he didn't walk off; he jumped off.

"YAHOO!" The party man was overly eager for another season with his pals, which is why he wore a smile that started at one ear and ended at the other. He then took one look at the school and erased his smile in almost an instant, which was replaced by a frown. "Aw man! I came back to this show to get AWAY from school!"

Duncan walked over to his pal and patted him on the back, "Just be glad we didn't end up at a prison. That'd be hell for everyone; trust me."

Geoff somewhat cheered up, "Yeah, I suppose." He looked around the entrance, curious as to where everyone else was, "Didn't we all come on the same bus? Why didn't everyone just get off at the same time?"

Both Duncan and Chris just looked at each other; they each knew the other was thinking the exact same thing.

Ezekiel was the next to step off the bus. He stared in amazement at the marble structure and wondered if all schools were this nice.

"Whoa? So this is a school, eh?" His amazement caused his mouth to gape.

Chris chuckled, "You could say that?"

The home schooled boy was still in wonderment, "I've seen schools before? But? Are there any others like this?"

Chris yanked off Geoff's hat, then walked over and took off Ezekiel's toque, which the prairie boy attempted to grab back. "Sorry dudes," Chris said, pointing to the sign, "No hats."

While Ezekiel was sulking about not getting to wear his hat, Owen was the next to step off the bus.

"BOO-YAH! BACK AGAIN!" The large teenager exclaimed, as he ran over to Duncan and Geoff, wrapping his arms around both of their necks, giving them each a hug, "I've missed you guys!"

Duncan and Geoff both struggled to get free, which eventually worked, though it caused them to pant rather heavily, thanks to Owen's immense arms crushing their necks. "Missed you too, big guy," Duncan said, giving him a more-than playful punch on the shoulder.

Noah stepped off the bus, book in hand. He raised his right eye just above his book in order to take a quick glance at the monstrous building. Returning his attention to his book, he was unable to move out of the way from Owen's crushing "hug", which truth be told, was more of a tackle.

As Noah struggled for air, the three other contestants were trying to roll Owen off the bookworm at once. After they were successful, Noah got to his feet and wiped his clothes in order to get any dust off. Owen giggled, "Sorry dude, I just can't believe it!"

"What? That it's not butter?" Noah said, picking up his book.

"No, silly, I can't believe you're back!"

Noah stared at him, and then turned his head to the other contestants that had arrived, "He knows we were all on the same bus, right?"

All three of them shrugged.

Tyler and Lindsay stepped off the bus at the same time. They both had extremely different reactions to the school.

"YEAH! This school must have an AWESOME work out center and sports program!" Tyler fist bumped himself, then wrapped his arm around Lindsay, "Pretty sweet, huh babe?"

"I was never good at school, but all my teachers passed me anyway." Lindsay tilted her head.

Noah rolled his eyes, "Let me guess, they were all males, right?"

"Oh my God! How'd you know?" She looked at him like he was a psychic.

"Just a hunch," he said, refocusing his attention on his book.

LeShawna, DJ, Harold and Beth all stepped off the bus and had no comment at the situation at hand.

Justin stepped off the bus after Beth. Noah immediately looked up at the book and hissed at the male model, who hadn't even stepped onto the premises yet.

The hunksicle took one look at the school and shielded his eyes, "Not education! Beauty and education don't mix!"

"That explains so much about him," Noah whispered to Owen, who tried to contain the laughter his buddy's snarky comment was causing.

Beth stared at Justin like he was God and tried to contain her drool, "But everything mixes with you, Justin?"

He smiled and patted her on the head, which made her almost literally melt on the spot.

Eva, Cody, Trent and Gwen all stepped off the bus and just sighed at the sight of the school, having nothing more to say.

Heather stepped off the bus and removed her sunglasses, then stared at the school, not paying attention to anyone else. "School is for ugly people," she spat, then pointed angrily [yes, you can point angrily] at Gwen, "Like her."

Gwen grinded her teeth, trying to contain herself, which was easier when Trent placed his hand on her shoulder and smiled, "Don't let her get to you; you know what happens when you lose your temper."

"I know. I want to unleash my temper on that bitch of a witch over there." She jerked her thumb at Heather and glared at her; though she knew the self proclaimed "queen bee" wasn't paying attention. Trent just sighed and walked over to chit-chat with Geoff, Owen and Duncan.

Izzy didn't bother stepping or hopping off the bus, she shot out of the door and tackled Owen so hard they both collided with the gate, giving it a serious dent, thanks to Owen's size and Izzy's ****. They both wrapped their arms around each other and started kissing each other.

"Seriously, they DO know there were on the same bus, right?" Noah said, facepalming at the fact that they were not only making out like they haven't seen each other in years, but also because of the fact that they were doing it right next to him.

Katie and Sadie both hopped off the bus at the same time, screaming at the top of their lungs.

"EEEEEEEEEEEE! I can't believe we got brought back! Can you, Sadie?"

"Oh, I can see why they brought you back; you're SOOOO cute. You KNOW girls that look great raise this show's ratings! I can't understand why they brought me back, though!"

Both girls were arguing as to why the other was brought back. It wasn't a real argument, though, as they were just yelling compliments at each other. Their voice's were getting so high pitched that half the contestants dove into Owen's fat in order to drown it out, while Noah pulled out a pair of earplugs and continued with his book. Chris tapped him on the shoulder and held out his hand, to which Noah dropped two earplugs in. The host high-fived the bookworm out of gratitude and they both laughed as they watched the other contestants suffer.

Courtney and Bridgette got off the bus at the same time, and while Bridgette ran to her boyfriend, who caught her in his arms, Courtney stormed to Chris. She tried yelling at him for the quality of the bus, but the combination of the earplugs and the pitch of the two BFFFs got in the way of him hearing her correctly. Fortunately, Duncan pulled Courtney away before she punched Chris to get him to listen, and swung her into his arms, with both of them leaning in for a kiss, which lead to a make out session.

Chris looked around at the contestants, then reached behind him, pulled out a blow horn and blew it for five seconds, in order to get everyone's attention. Eventually, they all stopped talking or making out long enough for him to talk. "we have more Victi... I mean Contestant