The ladies respond

The women listen and don’t interrupt the stories. Which contradicting account do they believe? Everyone trying to hide their own flaws. Put the blame on someone else. Make others look worse so they don’t seem so bad.

Did we make the story worse than it was? Or did we tame it for our wives’ ears?

Monica is the first to speak, “Why would you tell us this story!? You all look so awful!”

Phoebe adds, “I know we promised ‘no judging’, but you’re coming off as dirt balls. You were all in committed relationships at the time.”

“It wasn’t my idea to tell you about my bachelor party,” Ross says. “Joey started this.”

I say, “You girls wanted to know. We laid it out there for you.”

Monica grunts, “Yeah. We did, and I wouldn’t want to tell you about my bachelorette party. I just wish I knew whose story to believe.”

Phoebe says, “It’s probably a combo of all three. I shouldn’t judge too harshly. I’ve definitely done some slimebag things in my day. Hubby, I forgive you. Even if you did pay an obscene amount of money to put it in a hooker’s ass.”

Rachel’s arms are crossed beneath her tremendous breasts. She looks pissed and sexy as fuck. She looks at her husband and says, “Why don’t you tell us about Joey’s bachelor party next? And babe, please don’t try to hide what you did. I want to hear it all.”

Joey grabs the bottle and pours more into everyone’s cup. “You’re all going to need more to drink to hear about my bachelor party. I’ll start it off then you guys can pick it up.”