The jutsu misfires swapping Madara with a "adult worker"

Written by Hen

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"This has to be the worst jutsu I've ever seen, I should have expected as much considering it was made by a clan of spineless weaklings." Madara noted to himself while shaking his head in disbelief, the jutsu caused far more chaos than he could ever anticipate, but soon it would all hopefully be over, or so he thought.

Without any intention left to take control of Obito, Madara ignored the ruckus and focused only on getting back into his own body, everything else was nothing more than a distraction, as such he slowly prepared himself to use the jutsu again, wishing he would never use it again in his life.

After taking a breather to relax his nerves, he started performing the hand seals; boar-dog-rabbit-rat-snake-ox-tiger-ram-rooster-rat, and once more, he became a spirit that was flung into a random direction at high speeds

However, after gaining some distance on Konoha his spirit was starting to slow down, which caused him to become rather excited, especially because he recognized this part of the forest as the same one where his body should be. Sluggishly his soul moved closer and closer to where his body was supposed to be, "Finally, this nightmare is about to end. I pity the fool who made this jutsu, I will make certain both he and the entire Yamanaka clan pay dearly for this, "little fiasco" Madara said, grinning in anticipation of getting his old body

His satisfaction only increased as he could finally he his body lying down on the ground untouched by anyone, his soul was now moving at a slow pace, barely progressing at all, until it finally floated above where his body was, Madara just sighed in relief as he continued to float above his body, it has been a very long day and he was looking forward to finally becoming himself again.

But, all that excitement and joy turned incredibly sour as he noticed that his body was moving on its own, all while he was still floating above it, "What? That shouldn't be possible?!? Am I hallucinating???" his confusion and fear only increased when his body stood up on its legs, and seemingly scouted around the surroundings, after which it started running throughout the woods in a straight line, Madara tried yelling for it to stop, but it was clear he was not in command of the body, and whoever was could not hear his spirit yelling,

On the other hand, his spirit started rapidly speeding up and going into the same direction of his body, it didn't take while for him to overtake his body, nonetheless, in no more than a couple seconds he reached a small town that was buzzing with music, wine and festivities. And just as fast as he entered the town, his spirit crashed into a building, his spirit flying so fast that he didn't manage to read the entire name that was inscribed on the buildings entrance, "Tanzaku Brot..." was what he managed to catch before his spirit hit yet another person.

After gaining consciousness it was quite clear the jutsu didn't work, however this time things felt very different, not only did he feel significantly weaker than ever before, but he could no longer sense chakra whatsoever, the feeling, or rather lack thereof caused him immense uneasiness.

"Tanzaku Brot... What is this place..." looking around he noticed he was in a small room that only had a window and a king-sized bed which he was lying on, the walls of the room were laced with pink paint and were decorated with heart shaped patterns, purple curtains with the same heart pattern covered the window, lighting the entire room up in a light purple hue.

As he tried to stand up in a sitting position Madara felt a massive weight crash down from his chest almost as if someone strapped two watermelons to it, and after looking down the reason for that was rather clear, whomever he possessed clearly had gigantic tits, far bigger than any he had seen previously in his life with each of them being bigger than his head, just raising himself into a sitting position took a lot of effort, causing him to gasp for air.

With that done he could finally get a better view on his entire body, smooth pale skin covered his body, he now wore a red short skirt -style kimono that was just barely able to cover his privates, a sizeable obi which tightly squeezed at his waist and made his massive ass look even bigger than it already was, and to finish everything off, two black thigh high socks wrapped around his bounteous legs.

It was rather clear this body belonged to an incredibly voluptuous woman, when it came to pure beauty she was unmatched, however when it came to strength, the story couldn't be farther from that, the body barely had any muscle to speak off, even just standing upwards was exhausting, courtesy of all of her curves.

"What an absolutely revolting existance... How anyone could bear to live like this is beyond me..." Madara said with a deplorable look on his face, this body was far worse than any of the previous ones and he couldn't wait to use the jutsu again.

Madara struggled to stand up on his feet, but after putting in all the strength he now had he managed to clumsily raise himself. Quickly he tried remembering the necessary seals, but soon his focus was broken as he could his own voice outside.

"Okay thank you very much miss." his voice said.

"No no, thank you very much mister, Eiko is in the 2nd room down the hallway, hope you have fun!" a woman replied

Shocked by hearing his voice Madara completely forgot about using the jutsu, "What is going on..." he thought, his question would be answered very soon, as his own body entered the room, and stared right into his eyes.

"So like what did you do, why did you take my body?" his old body said with a bit of a demanding tone.

"Your, body?" Madara replied confused.

"Yea uh, I'm Eiko and that's my body you stole, so give it back, I don't really want to be some random older guy"

Hearing that made Madara grimace, to refer to him, The Madara Uchiha as a random, but what he wondered was how her soul ended up in his body, clearly he must have messed up one of the seals. "I will gladly return you your body. There should be a paper in your right pocket, take it out and read out the hand seals written on it." Madara said while trying to contain his rage.

"Hand seals, are you a ninja or something?!?" Eiko said with excitement.

"Yes I am a shinobi, now, read the hand seals.."

"Oh my god i love shinobi, shinobi are so strong and cool, I always wanted to be one, I guess that explains why I could run so fast!" Eiko replied while clearly overjoyed.

"Can you just read the damn seals." Madara said with a hint of anger

"Come on, what's the hurry, this is like so awesome!"

"Just do it!" Madara yelled.

"Okay okay, gosh, no need to be so rude." Eiko said as she pulled out the paper, and started reading the seals at an incredibly slow pace.

"Can you stop messing around and hurry up?" Madara said while placing a hand on his forehead.

"Well I'm sorry but I've never been that smart, reading is kind of hard you know!"

Madara could not believe the words that left his mouth, not only did she have the biggest tits, but she was also the biggest idiot he has ever seen. With patience at an all time low Madara ripped the paper out of her hands, and proceeded to read the seals; boar-dog-rab.. but seemingly as more time passed, he was reading it slower and slower, by the looks of it Madara's intelligence was slowly adjusting to the levels of his new brain, by the time he reached the last seal he almost had to read letters individually rather than full words. Beyond baffled Madara couldn't help but exclaim, "God, how utterly dumb can one person be..."

Eiko shook her head in response, whoever he was he had to ruin the only chance she had to be a shinobi. Madara however found what he was looking for, as he noticed he did indeed mess up a seal the last time he used the jutsu.

And with that he proceeded to use the jutsu again, or well he tried to but as he already forgot some of the seals he started to reread the paper, struggling to read even the first 2 seals in what felt like minutes. Seeing him struggle, Eiko took the paper back, and started reading the seals without any problems. "This is so easy, I have no idea how I had trouble with this before! Say mister, you are very smart no?" Eiko asked, with a slight smirk on her face.

"Far smarter than you will ever be, now read the seals out loud so I can perform the jutsu."

"But.." Eiko tried replying

"No buts, just do it!!" Madara shouted as hard as he could.

"Oookay then."

Very soon Madara was doing his best to perform the seals, but he just couldn't get it to work. "Why is it not working!" Madara said frustrated.

"BECAUSE, you don't have any chakra, i was trying to tell you that before but you didn't listen" Eiko replied while trying to sound smart.

"No.. Chakra.. So... you cant use jutsu then..."

"Nope, i cannot use any jutsu, I already told you I always wanted to be a shinobi i just never could."

Those words shook Madara to his very core, and quickly he found himself falling onto the same bed he was previously on, his tits bouncing as he finally hit the bed, his skirt lifting up to reveal a black thong, a sight that clearly excited the new Eiko, as she could feel something clearly hard in her pants.

"Are you okay?" Eiko said, with her new higher intelligence she was slowly starting to unpack what actually happened. While Madara just stood in place as if he was turned into a statue.

"No... I am not okay." Madara slowly replied while catching his breath. This answer only confirmed her theory, whomever the guy in front of her was, he never intended to become her, his jutsu misfired and he just happened to become her.

"You have to perform the seals yourself, and focus on your own body while doing it, now!" Madara demanded.