The football team

You decide that you have enough of the football team and their actions against everyone in school. So they will fall first.

And you're just in time, as the football team just finishes their practice. You count just to 100, lo let all the members of the football team get in the locker room, and get undressed. Then you pronounce the following phrase:

"The whole football team is in here, totally naked"

And as you said that, just front of a hallway full of students that were walking to their next class, the whole football team appears, naked, to the amusement of everyone there. But as they try to cover their nakedness, you talk again, saying:

"They can't cover their...tiny penises"

Now the whole hallway burst into laughter as the diminutive penises of the members of the football team are exposed to everyone to see. The men laugh and point, while the ladies, most of them totally red for the uncontrollabe laugh, mock the football players giving them the SPH sign and taking pictures. Brandon, the quarterback, calls all of them, and the embarrassed men run out of there, with the mocks and the laugh echoing through the whole school. Now you start to think what to do next...