The dining hall

Lauren had unwittingly wandered into the dining hall at lunch. The hall was completely full, several hundred people inside. For a moment, no one noticed her. Then heads began to turn.

"Oh my word!"

"Look! A naked girl!"

"We've got a streaker!"

"What's she doing?!"

"More and more heads began to turn as the voices called out. Lauren, first blinking stupidly in the bright lights, finally came to her senses and slapped her hands over herself. She hid what little she could of her pale body.

Now everyone in the dining hall was looking her way. Stuffy retirees, hot pool boys, prowling single women, all straight up laughed at her as she stood helpless and naked!

Finally, after what felt like an eternity but was only a few seconds, someone approached the stupefied nude woman. She saw it was a server.

"Are you hungry miss?" She asked sweetly to Lauren.