The busty MILF

As the half naked women paid for their purchases and left unaware of their partial nudity, I approached the MILF type.

"Please strip naked while you shop. It's how we do it here. Please see that everyone here is nude."

The woman looked around. She believed everyone in the store was nude. "Oh, I guess it's OK." She stripped off her tight gray sweater and black pants, revealing a black bra and matching panties.

"Please no longer wear a bra until you turn 60 or so," you tell her.

"OK, but who are you?"

"Oh, please allow me to introduce myself. I am the store's fashion expert. Please follow my advice."

"Oh for sure."

A bit later, you talk her into buying a very tight pair of gold hot pants.

You then find her a pink top.

She could barely fit into the shorts or top but you convinced her they were her size.

Finally a pair of clunky pink platform shoes.

After she put them on, she looked like a cheap hooker with the tight gold hot pants and ridiculously tight pink top.

"Please believe me when I say you look both classy and sexy. All you need now is pink highlights in your hair and some bright purple lipstick. You'd look even sexier and classier."

"Thank you very much," she said.