The bar

You are at a small, little dive bar in town. The bartender and a tall, sexy, smoking black girl, and you are the only ones there. You move closer to her, and point at the T.V. "Wish they would have won today. That knocks them out of BCS contention."

They sexy black girl smiles at you. As your eyes run down her body, to her long, sexy, shaven legs, to her 6 inch heels. You catch yourself par-oozing a little too hard, and your eyes shoot back up to her.

"Like what you see?" She grins at you.

"I won't lie; you have some amazing legs!"

You buy both of you a shot from the bar. Her hand reaches out for your arm..

"And you have some big, sexy arms!"

You let out a slight laugh. "What can I say, I try."

A few hours of flirting and drinking continue on when the bartender calls last call.

"Well, I'd like to hang out, get to know you a little more," you say.

She gives you a look of disbelief.. "Let's be real. You want my big lips on your fat, white cock."

You give her a smile back and rub her sexy, smooth legs. "My hotel or your place?"