The adult DVD store.

"Wow this place sure is big!" Lilith said as she held the door open for John and they both entered the porn shop.

John stood around awkwardly for a few seconds, causing the the young punkish female cashier with a face full of studs and rings to inquire: "Can I help you guys find something?" Lilith looked at John expectantly.

"Um... yea. Porn?" John fumbled.

"Obviously," The clerk openly laughed at his nervousness. "I meant what kind."

John stood in silence for a few seconds as his face grew redder and redder.

"Tell you what," Lilith broke the silence. "I'll go back to the 'toys' section, and you can find the movies on your own. Just come find me when you're ready to check out." Lilith sensed his embarrassment and made her exit towards the aisle of plastic phalluses.

"So?" The clerk looked at John.

"Um, I'm not really sure."

"Relax," She stepped out from behind the counter and walked up to John. "Couples come in here together all the time, no need to feel awkward."

"She's not my girlfriend she's my-" John caught himself, nervous about how it would look if he was in a porn shop with his own mother.

"Fuck buddy?" The clerk finished his sentence.

"Yea. Sure" John hated saying it but it was better than admitting the truth.

"That's cool. The whole cougar thing is hot if you ask me. And she's got the biggest tits I've ever seen. She'd making a killing staring in movies. So what are you guys into?"
"I don't really know."
"Experimenting then? That's hot. Well we've got lots to choose from. If you're into role playing we got a bunch of **** stuff. That seems to be getting real popular lately. We of course have the typical lesbian stuff. BBW, ebony, asian, latina, lets see what else? We've orgies, Gangbangs, reverse Gangbangs. Exhibitionism, that's fucking or flashing in public FYI. We also obviously have movies that focus on big boobs but I doubt any of them have bitches with tits bigger than your fuckbuddy, movies that focus on big butts. Anal. **** anal, Fisting. BDSM. Tranny stuff. Personally I'm a fan of ****, so I always make sure we have a nice extensive collection of brutal fucked up **** shit. Oh, and the first Friday of every month, which happens to be today, we run a special on movies produced by a certain studio. Today's special is on movies made by LegalPorno. They're super fucked up, it's awesome. They do a bunch of gangbang stuff, DP, double anal, TRIPLE anal, piss drinking, piss enemas, whipped cream enemas, gape farts, fisting, rimming, cum farts, they basically take these sweet, ****, innocent looking European girls and literally destroy their assholes to the point where they can't even close. If your lady friend is a feminist then I don't recommend it, but if you like watching sluts get what they deserve than it doesn't get any better than this. So, any of that get your dick hard?"

John stared in amazement. He felt like he was going to cum just from listening to her. There was barely any blood left in his brain, but he managed to nod.

"So which one?" The clerk asked.