The Yiga plan

All the Yiga had converged in an underground hideout as they hid from the guardian being piloted by the Princess and Scientists..

One Yiga Scout and Sooga were watching some shiekah tech cameras set up outside as some foot soldiers and Kooga were talking about how to combat the massive guardian outside roaming the city..

“Okay….. so tell us….. what’s the plan Boss?” Asked Yiga Solider 1

“First We’ll destroy them!!!” Said Kooga

“And then?”

“……That’s as far I’ve got!!”

“Look you’ve got a nice porno collection, but I’m not going to put my life on the line for it!!” Said Yiga Solider 2

“Correct, and we’re going to overthrow those royalist bitches….. WITH NINJITSU!!”

“Ummm….. you do know they’ve got a killer robot out there right?” Asked Yiga Solider 1

“WE HAVE NINJITSU!!!”

“And they’ve got a fucking robot out there!!”

“Seriously, you’ve got sickles, and swords that control wind itself…. Couldn’t we just steal some of their shit to step things up a bit?!” Asked Yiga Foot Solider 2

“You don’t understand….. we’re hunting princesses…… I INTERROGATED A FEM BOY!!!”

“You’ve been smoking!” Said Yiga Foot Solider 1 concerned for Kooga’s health

“Why are we still listening to this guy?”

“THIS IS YOUR FAMILY!!!”

“And you’re the deadbeat uncle who harasses strippers at the local bar!” Said Yiga Foot Solider 1

“Guys we’ve got trouble!!” Said Scout Yiga

They all walked into the camera room as they saw the Guardian outside walking over to some foot soldiers..

It’s head began to open up as robotic arms came out of it and began to grab them and pull them into it’s body..

“QUICK CHANGE THE CHANNEL!!!”

All the Yiga looked at number 3 confused.

“What— AHHHH!!!” Said Yiga Foot Solider 2 as they grabbed him and pulled him into the body..

“CHANGE THE CHANNEL, CHANGE THE CHANNELL!!!” Shouted Yiga Foot Solider 3

“ITS NOT WORKINGGGGG AHHHHHHH!!!” Shouted Yiga Scout as he was pulled into the Guardians body..

Inside the Guardian’s Body their asses were being penetrated by metallic guardian legs as they screamed and shouted in agony as Kooga ran only to be grabbed by another guardian..

“You guys brought another one?!” Asked Zelda

“Noo…. That’s one of ours!!” Said Arbosa smiling as it grabbed Kooga as the pilot exited..

The same robed man from before tossed Link out the Guardian as he took off his robe..

Arbosa exited the Guardian as she looked at the man..

“Where were you… Astor?”

“Busy saving the fem boy what about you, you seemed to have let Kooga slip from you again it seems!” He said as they both smiled

Zelda exited the Guardian as the Yiga foot soldiers came out tired and with sore asses..

“Zelda….. this is Astor, he’s our Shiekah tech expert!”

“A pleasure to see you Princess!” Said Astor bowing as Zelda smiled a little.

Link got up a bit peeved about what happened to him today..

“So…. Do you need anymore help here Arbosa?” Asked Zelda

“No need…!”

“Ohh ok… well it was nice seeing you Astor by the way NOT a fem boy okay!!”

“Actually Astor will be coming with you!”

“WHAT?!” Said Link

“Come now boy…. The princess and her top scientists clearly need all the help they can get with their developments on Shiekah tech… isn’t that right Princess?”

“Yes we do help…. And We’re grateful for it too!!” Said Zelda

“Arghhh…. Can’t believe this!” Said Link as Impa looked at him worried..

A few days later they arrived back at the castle as…

1.) Link and Impa train some more as the King says he’s going with Zelda and the others to the Ruto village for her own good..

2.) Astor has Link come with him to test out some new guardian tech..

3.) Purah and Symin find the time traveling Guardian and discover a life changing event..