The Woman and the Bible Bashers

Josh hopped the fence and walked up to the Woman and the two Bible Bashers; the Woman was leaning on the door frame, a smile on her face although, looking into her eyes, you could tell she was now throughly bored of the religious bullshit the mousy haired Missionary had frozen in the middle of and was desperately thinking of an excuse to get rid of them without appearing rude. "Looks like you could do with a hand, huh?" Josh smiled at the frozen Homeowner "Don't worry, I'll save you from this sanctimonious bullshit.."

With that, he turned to the two Missionaries and got to work; he slipped the copy of the King James Bible the mousy haired one was holding out of her hand, tore out some pages and scrunched them up before shoving them into the woman's open mouth. He then unbuttoned her blouse to reveal a striking silk and lace bra "Hot damn!" he cried "Looks like someone doesn't truly stick to the part about not being lead into temptation and being delivered from evil..wonder if it's the same below..?" he unbuckled her neatly ironed beige slacks and dropped them to reveal a matching pair of pants "Welp, that answers that..." he grinned.

With one down and one to go, he turned to her partner who Josh thought looked a lot like Clark Kent but with a SERIOUS acne problem! "Man, if it's a requirement in your crackpot religion to wear this dweeb suit, count me out! Let's get you living a bit, pal..." with that, he tore off the man's clip on tie and ripped open his shirt, revealing a T-Shirt emblazoned with the words "Jesus loves me, how about you?"

"You're gonna have to try a lot harder if that's your attempt at picking up chicks, fella.." Josh laughed as he tweaked the guy's nose. He then unbuckled the man's slacks and pulled them down to his ankles. Josh could only smirk as he noticed the smallest of bulges poking out of the man's cotton Y-Fronts "Good thing you aren't Catholic, fella" he laughed as he nudged the guy with his elbow "Because I think even the Pope would want his money back!"

Of course, the man said nothing, on account of being frozen like a statue and just stood shirt open, slacks around his ankles and with his nose at an unnatural angle. Josh then turned to the Homeowner "Any other day, I'd be dropping your pants and fondling those tits of yours but, I think you've probably been through enough **** from these guys, so count this as your lucky day; you get something to laugh at and I don't touch you. But I'll probably be back tomorrow or maybe even later today, so enjoy it whilst it lasts.." he patted the Lady's cheek, slightly squishing it in on itself.