The Virgin Marianna

It only takes a few seconds for Maria's slick outer and inner lips to part for me, but then I get a shock! She's holding herself rigid with my 'mushroom' resting against a slick, rubbery, barrier: just past the entrance...

"Maria, are you a virgin?" I ask in shock.

"Si," Maria admited, embarrassed.

"Wow, I'm honored!" I admitted. "But before we go any further, I must insist we know each other's full names, one should know that about one's first partner..." I told her.

"Ha, Si, you're-ah right," Maria agreed. "Mia full name isa Marianna Maria Saltadonna, and you?" She asked.

"John S. Doe," I replied, placing my hands on her hips with utmost gentleness.

"Wait uno momento!" Maria suddenly exclaimed. "You said-a 'one' does that means yous a virgin too?!" She asked, excited.