The Sartana Sex War

While the Human Outreach Program (HOP) is run on the noble humanitarian principle of giving the countless elven communities the human dick they so desperately need, like all welfare systems it has had a few hiccups along the way.

One of the most notable of these is the Sartana Sex War, which took place in the otherwise insignificant Dark Elf village of Sartana. As a result of poor oversight of HOP teams, and resulting political differences seeping into said teams, a bravado-inspired “Sex War” broke out, which resulted in roughly one-third of Sartana’s population being enslaved for humanitarian reasons, and the remainder having to be manned by a significant permanent HOP team, at great cost to the financially-strapped Lake Chad Province.

The dispute arose as a result of political tensions within Lake Chad Province, one of the more unstable Provinces of the United Human Nations, namely between the sub-regional governments of South Chad and Adamawa over the distribution of water from Lake Chad itself. Political tensions had run high between the two sub-regions, and this was reflected in their respective state-run outreach teams, which by chance ran into each other in the small Dark Elf town of Sartana, located on the remote continent of Casawaki.

Normally, this situation would resolve itself, as the first team to arrive would no doubt have already completely satiated the local elf population, especially given the Dark Elf’s noted tendency towards communalism, which would make them unlikely to accidentally seek out sex with unfamiliar human men independent of their village.

However, this village was unique, in that its Chieftess, a busty and stupid elf by the name of Alliyma, had monopolised the South Chadian HOP for herself and a small selection of her advisers, leaving the majority of the village without the cum and cock they so desperately craved. Alliyma had seemingly selected her advisers purely on how large their tits and asses were, leaving the less well-proportioned elven girls without the means to seduce the South Chadian HOP team off the village elite’s pussies.

At this stage, the Adamawan HOP team entered the village, and quickly fucked and satisfied the remaining elven girls. This left the village satisfied, but the fact that both groups had exclusive access to willing elven sluts so close to each other led to a 'competition' of sorts developing. Both groups, with tensions inflamed by their subregional political dispute, would compete for how hard and how much they could fuck their respective elven cumdumps, in the process going far above the recommended dose of cum for an elf that has never before been exposed to it.

By the time the discrepancy was realized and an Ambazonian HOP team sent in to relieve the wayward groups, the damage had already been done. The Ambazonian team reported damning findings, such as one elf belonging to the Adamawan faction that was so covered in cum when they found her, they originally mistook her for an Arctic elf. The fact that said cum was just lying there and had not been eagerly gobbled up by the local elf population, as it should have been, shows how the fuck-competition had essentially caused the local elves’ brains to fry under the weight of inordinate amounts of pleasure.

In the end, despite extensive recovery and rehabilitation efforts, roughly one-third of Sartana’s pre-Sex War population was so utterly dependent on human cock that it would have been inhumane to deny them regular access. As such, this particular segment of the population was shipped off in crates to New Avalon, where they were integrated as Free Slaves. Alliyma herself had been so utterly broken by excessive exposure to human cum that she had lost her ability for bipedalism, and when the relief group arrived she was crawling on all fours. Despite attempts to do so Alliyma’s bipedalism was not able to be restored, and as such she was sold as a Property **** to the University of Bangui, where she currently works as a pet stress reliever for frustrated students.

This event showcases the need for HOP teams to be from multiple different regions and persuasions, in order to prevent human foibles from causing such situations. While political fallout was muted, as She found the event amusing and protected the Governors and agents involved from any consequences, the cost of maintaining an adequately supplied HOP team with above-average sexual endurance is estimated at over $3 million annually, given the need to keep the remaining two-thirds of Sartana’s population satisfied, as the Sex War has given them heightened expectations of the amount of cum they should receive.

Following the fallout, a bill was introduced to the Human Parliament that would mandate all HOP teams have at least four sub-regions present within their ranks. Said bill is currently stalled in committee.