The Queen of the Gods

"My lady," pants Fea, Goddess of Being Caught Naked, falling to her knees before the Throne of Heaven. "Dire news! There is an intruder in the sacred gardens of the gods!"

"Nonsense!" Zora, ruler of Olympus, keeper of the sacred fire of creation, and undisputed Queen of the Gods, draw herself up to her full height. She's a tall, imposing Amazon of a woman, with waves of midnight-dark hair cascading down her back all the way to her callipygian buttocks, proud full breasts straining against the fabric of a robe of purest white.

"No mortal has entered our gardens since that pesky little thief stole the secret of fire," she said. "And we condemned her to spend the rest of eternity tied to a rock at the edge of the world, stark naked, with a horde of tickle-demons to have their way with her until the end of time. Faced with such a dread punishment, nobody would dare to violate our realm."

"But, my lady, our realm has been violated. Look!"

"I am looking," Zora said with a frown. "Fea, why on earth are you naked?"

"The intruder has the power to alter the very laws of the cosmos! He has rewritten me into the goddess of... the goddess of..."

"I see," said Zora, eyes narrowing. "It was very foolish of you to allow yourself to be thus rewritten."

"I was in the shower," said Fea, with a pout, looking around at the High Hall of the Gods. Dozens of nymphs and satyrs lounged on silk cushions, feasting on grapes and nectar, regarding her start of undress with considerable amusement, and even making ribald comments. "My lady, if we could perhaps discuss this matter somewhere more private..."

"I see little to discuss. It should take no more than a few minutes to capture this miscreant and dream up a suitable punishment for him."

"But, my lady, he has power unlike anything we've ever seen. It would be unwise to..."

"To let him catch you in the shower?" scoffed Zora, looking Fea up and down with contempt in her eyes. "Fear not. Only an extraordinarily silly girl would make that mistake, and I am not an extraordinarily silly girl."

"Yes, my lady."

"I shall go catch the rogue. You remain here."

"Remain here, my lady? In this crowded hall? Before... before all the nymphs?"

"Fea, you are now the Goddess of Being Caught Naked. You would not be fulfilling your role properly if you did not allow these nymphs to catch you naked."

"...yes, my lady."