The Fury’s favorite pastimes

“Umm Fury, why are we at a college campus?” Asked the female villain

“I’M GOING TO ENNACT ONE OF MY FAVORITE PAST-TIMES, BURNING BUILDINGS, OHHH I JUST LOVE TO HEAR THE SCREAMS OF ANYONE FOOLISH TO BE A HERO!”

“Umm maybe we shouldn’t be shouting this out loud!!” Said Absorb nervous others were going to hear all!”

“But why a college?!”

“TO STUNT THE GROWTH OF MORE FUCKING HEROES, AND ALSO BECAUSE THEY HOUSE TEENAGERS THERE!!!”

“Why’s that bad?”

“I find them to be irritating and numerous!” He said calmly as his hand lit on fire..

“Wait so what’s—“

The female villain was interrupted as The Fury’s hands lit up intensely, he held onto the door and melted it down..

“Wait, I made a promise with my girlfriend not to kill teenagers!!” Said Absorb trying to get out of the situation.

“……… WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO YOUR GIRLFIREND LIKE THAT?!!! SUCH A DICK MOVEEEEE!!!!!!”

“What?!! I didn’t lie, I promised her!!!” He said trying to defend himself.

“PROMISES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN, NOW HELP ME COMMIT ARSON, OR IM GONNA KILL YOU FOR THESE FUCKING ATROCITIES YOU'VE COMMITTED TO YOUR LOVER!!!”

“Ahhhh ok boss….

The 4 of them burst through the melted door as the Fury began burning through many populated classrooms.

“RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!”

“TO THE PANIC BUNKER!!”

“WHOS GONNA SAVE US?!!!”

Many students ran away from them while Fury smiled..

“AHHHHHH….. THIS FEELS GOOD, OYYYY SOMEBODY FETCH ME SOME OF THAT GASOLINE, MY SKIN’S FEELING PARCHED!!!” He shouted to his henchmen looked confused.

“Alright ill some, maybe smoke of those cigarettes too..”

Meanwhile.

Judy walked through the other side of the campus only to see people running away in the opposite direction.

“Shit the hell’s going on here?!” Thought Judy confused.