The Dual Electrified Batons!

Electricity. Bludgeoning object. And TWO of them! You don't even need to say any more, you've made the right choice. This is it. You'll have quick attacks, which don't even need to be hard to be lethal, but can totally be hard too! And it'll make you feel really cool.

Plus, you can't shake the feeling that there's some other use to these things.... maybe you'll figure out what it is later on.