The Doctor.

As you were contemplating about graciously endowing the whole male population the doctor slid the curtain aside, startling you.

"Ah you're awake! Very good."

A grizzled old Indian doctor smiled at you in comfort and reliability, you felt reassured at his presence.

"Don't worry about talking too much yet. As you're probably most aware, you've recently lost consciousness. That's why you're here."

You watched him as he spoke to you in a calm manner, checking your charts at the end of the bed. He looked to already come to some sort of conclusion. But you already knew the answer, it was pretty obvious.