The Beverly Hillbillies

You find yourself standing at the back of a mansion, beside a large swimming pool.

That's when you see her, walking toward you.

She stops in front of you, looking you up and down, and you do likewise, taking in her stunning figure, with tight blue jeans and a tight white blouse to accentuate it. Blonde gold. Texas T&A.

"Howdy, stranger," she says. "I'm Elly May. Wanna rassle?"