That ‘70s Show

The 1970s. In the real world, I would not want to travel back to that era. Mostly because I have become accustomed to a certain level of scientific advancements, like technology or medicine. But I’m perfectly willing to travel to Point Place, Wisconsin in hopes of scoring with one of the chicks from That ‘70s Show.

I close my eyes and before you know it, I’m right in the Foreman’s driveway. I start looking for the entrance to the basement and, without knocking, enter the sacred hangout spot. The whole gang is there, and they look up, wondering who I am. Eric is the one who voices his confusion, “Um, hi. Who the hell are you?”

“I’m her new boyfriend,” I respond, pointing in Jackie & Donna’s general direction. “She told me to meet her here. She said it would be cool.”

“Who told you that?” Hyde asks.