Thanks, but no thanks.

Your head is dizzy with the thought of it, $500 for some stripping and nudes. You sent a nude to an ex and he could have put it on the internet. But a worm in the back of your mind says that these aren't going to be grainy selfies on an amateur porn board. They'll be somewhere on a proper porn site in high detail, there will be no denying it is you, even if you do they are similar enough to dog and follow you around. You look at the guy who is smiling hopefully and say.

"Thanks, but no thanks. I'm happy you think I'm attractive but I just can't do it. Sorry for wasting your time."

The guys face drops and he shrugs, his voice laced with lethargy and condescension as he says.

"OK. It's no problem. To be honest from the slight background you gave in the email I didn't expect you to turn up in the first place, but when you did turn up I thought that you'd have known what this was all about. This 'aint for everyone, I've seen girls stop mid scene 'cause they can't do it and guys that cum 30s into a warm up blow job. I did mean what I said though, you've got some killer curves and a face that looks like it was sculpted by a master. A lot of guys, and girls, would have loved to have seen more of it and it do a lot more. You've got my email, if you change your mind we can try to reconvene."

You were expecting him to be more angry or to try to cajole you into doing more. Instead he turns the camera round that he had playing when you arrived, selects the file and hits delete. He walks over to the door and opens it as you stand and walk towards him, shaking his hand before walking out of the room with your pride intact.