Tell the truth

Well, you have like no dignity left anyway...

You explain to the muscle-bound bouncer your situation, from the bed-wetting to the thugs. Suprisingly, he doesn't laugh.

"Well, you can hang out here for a while if you want," he says after some consideration. "Just don't mess with the girls."

So, you sit down at a table. A diaper-wearing, ruffle-covered boy, sitting in an empty strip club.

What do you do?