Tell him about Phina

"Well," Sam says slowly, not sure how to broach the subject. "You know how Phina pulled off my shorts earlier."

James laughs. "How could I forget."

"Well, when I went back to my room after she was waiting for me to apologise." Sam continues. "And, well, she tried to kiss me."

James almost spits out his beer in surprise. "You dog you."

Sam joins James' laughter. "Yeah, but that's not all. When I went up later to get her for lunch, she was in my bed. Naked!"

"She's gotta be half hour age dude." James tells him, finishing off his beer. "Given that we're staying in her parents house I'm not sure if I should admire your balls or tell you you're an idiot."

Sam nods slowly. "That's what I thought, which is why I didn't do anything." he explains. "Although she has one hell of a body."

James looks at him for a moment. "Is there anything else you're not telling me?"