Technical Support

"I'm Jack, the new guy in IT. Is there a problem?"

"Oh, yeah, this stupid program want print any of my files."

Jack walked over and stood behind her. "It's clearly a user error."

"Well, don't just tell me what it is, tell me how to fix it."

"It's not that simple," said Jack. "You're to dumb to understand?"

"What? How dare you!"

"What's four plus four?"

The blonde went to answer then stopped. She furrowed her brow. "Um...It's...She looked at her fingers and counted four on one hand then added four from the other. "Eight?"

"See, you're to dumb to work in an office. Admit. You just used her big tits and pretty smile to get this job then you dressed like a prude, and now I know your secret."

The blonde looked sad and scared.

"I have a job more appropriate for a dimwitted bleach blonde with nice tits like you."