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Chapter 3
by The-Drunken-Bandit
Index
Tantric Energy
Now you might be wondering to yourself, what exactly is Tantric energy? What exactly is this precious resource that we as henchmen use to improve and evolve ourselves and our gear with both perks and gear crafting.
Well, to put it simply and rather plainly, Tantric energy is essentially sex energy or to be more precise, a very potent source of life energy that is harvested from having sex with a willing partner. Life energy is essentially the stuff that is a part of all living organisms that exist throughout the entirety of the multi-verse and keeps most universes alive.
Yeah. That important energy source.
Now, you may have noticed that I said a source of life energy, keyword being source. The reason for this is because that there are many different ways to gather life energy. It is just that Tantric energy is the easiest and most readily available that most henchman can easily get a hold of on a day-to-day operation.
This Life energy gained from tantric energy is measured in a sort of points system in order to actually quantify this rather precious resource that is in high demand from all henchmen at large. This points system keeps track of current amount of Tantric or life energy, that you as a henchman currently have available to you. You as a henchman can do many things with this powerful resource, enhance your arms and armor, craft and create new materials, and more importantly enhance yourself with new and fantastic abilities. Now some henchmen might be asking yourselves if there are other ways outside of sex to gain life energy to enhance themselves and don't worry there are, but their not that reliable.
Let me explain.
There are many different ways to gain life energy, though not many of them are as fun as the classic horizontal mambo that you must partake in in order to gather Tantric energy. Speaking of which, Tantric energy is gathered in a multitude of different ways depending upon which henchman company/guild that you end up joining. As each of these companies have their own unique different ways of gathering Tantric energy.
For example, one guild may just have their henchman wear a simple ring as a form of identification and as a way to act as a conduit to harness the Tantric energy.
Another guild might instead have their henchman branded with a special tattoo that funnels all the Tantric energy gathered directly into the body.
For the final example, a henchman guild might also instead teach their henchman how to harness this power and crystallize it within the wombs of whatever woman they’re sleeping with at the time in order to create life stones that will just pop on out for them to collect and use later.
Now these three different methods are usually the most commonly used between most of the henchman Guilds, that’s not to say that there aren’t different ways and methods that other groups come up with. It’s just that these three methods are the most common and most well practiced (as well as the safest).
Which makes an excellent Segway back into the original topic that I was discussing before involving the alternate forms of gathering life energy. Which, that is to say there are several different ways to gather life energy outside of the classic Tantric method. However, each of these methods are nowhere near as effective as the Tantric method.
1. Blood power: The first method is of course harvesting life energy from a living subject, i.e. you kill the subject in question and harness their very Lifeforce. This **** empowerment method is exceptionally easier to do than the classic Tantric method as all it requires is the henchman to pull out a gun and blast a cap in some poor creature’s ass. That said this method doesn’t exactly have the best success rate when it comes to harvesting large amounts of Tantric energy, something you are going to need as you begin to propel yourself further in your career as a henchman.
To go into more detail, the overall gathering methods involving this method often use tattoo and the ring method as discussed before when it came to harvesting life **** with the Tantric method. Perhaps most importantly, the amount of life energy you get from this method is rather limited by the size of the creature you end up killing.
Size to Tantric point ratios.
If you were to kill a rabbit or any other small animal, you wouldn’t even get a single point of life energy as the creature is too small to actually give you a full point of Tantric energy, you would only getting half a point of Tantric energy.
If you were to kill a larger target such as a deer or a wolf, then you would more than likely get one or two points of Tantric energy.
If you kill an even larger creature like say a bear or a human, then you would more than likely get 3 to 5 points of Tantric energy.
Now as you can see this method isnt exactly efficient or as profitable as the classic Tantric method, but it is something to keep in mind if you get a contract that sends you to a world that is stuck in a state of war as you can gather a great deal of life **** this way. Nevertheless, you can obviously see that this isn’t exactly an efficient method to gather a great deal of energy and believe me you’re going to need a lot of energy as you evolve and grow as a henchman.
Now outside of the classic Tantric method and killing something in order to harvest its life ****, there is one final method and this final method isn't exactly easy to say the least and that's putting it mildly.
2. Spirt Harvest: This final method is called spirit harvest and despite his name it’s not what you think. You see, spirit harvest is essentially a henchman asking all the various lifeforms around you to give up a portion of their life energy to you, not enough to actually harm them but enough to essentially give you some extra energy. Problem is that the amount of energy they give you is essentially a fraction of a fraction, meager and practically nonexistent to say the least. Hardly enough to give you the amount you need to essentially power up especially during the later stages of your growth as a henchman.
However, when that group of people is essentially the entire population of an entire planet or even several for that matter, then that makes a complete and total difference as it will essentially ensure that you have a massive amount of life energy to empower yourself with in a very short amount of time. However, the biggest problem with this method of harvesting life energy is that it requires the willingness of the organisms around you to give up a portion of their life energy to you combined with the rather long charge of sequence needed in order for you to summon all that life energy into one single place. During which you are essentially defenseless and unable to fight back as you have to hold all that energy in place, for if you were to let go of the energy for one single moment, then that all that built up energy would disperse and you would lose all of that precious life energy instantly.
If you haven’t already recognized it by now, this technique of harvesting life energy is directly pulled from a relatively powerful martial arts move called the spirit bomb. Where in which the person in question does everything that we’ve described up to this point, but instead of empowering themselves with the energy, they instead decided to barrage whatever creature is in front of them with this energy. Which is actually extremely effective, so long as this creature has a malevolent soul of evil with in it. In fact the charge up sequence for spirit harvesting is essentially the same as the spirit bomb. Where in which you will have to hold both of your hands above your head and stand completely still as you trawl all that energy towards one single point above your head and needless to say everyone can see that you’re doing this, which automatically makes you a giant target.
So, keep this in mind if you ever become **** enough or crazy enough to attempt such a thing. As this entire procedure is high risk/high reward and there is a very high failure rate for this technique.
Now as you see, both of these methods when in comparison with the classic Tantric method have their faults and cannot be trusted to pull in the amount of Tantric energy that you’re going to need to evolve and grow as a henchman in order to survive the rather insane and crazy wackiness that is the multi-verse.
So while you can pursue these two other methods, it’s best to keep in mind that the Tantric method is perhaps the safest and most assured way of gathering the greatest amount of life energy in a very short amount of time.
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Cartoon Henchman is a Adventure/Role play story that puts you into the lucky (or unlucky depending how you look at it) shoes of a Henchman from one of the few remaining Interdimensional henchman Company’s still in existence.
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