Take a gift bag and go home.

The crowd was looking like it was not my type of crowd so I stood up and I decided to just grab a gift bag and go home. I went over to the gift bag table where it said “Gifts for her”. I peeked inside and it was a pretty heavy bag with a lot of adult toys. I looked at the pretty girl attending the table and asked - “so I think I’m going to head home, I can take just take a bag right?”

“Oh heading hole already? Yeah sure!” she responded as she handed me a gift bag. “Great! thank you!” i said. “No problem goodnight!” she bid me farewell.