TTGo!: Monster Squad

It was Halloween night, and the Titans were trying to figure out what costumes they would wear to go trick-or-treating this year. They were trying to think of terrifying costumes, unlike the lame, cheap ones of previous years.

“I wants dem real scares!” Beast Boy exclaimed.

“You want real scares, huh?” Raven said mysteriously, “I can help you, but it means we’re not wearing costumes at all this year!”

What Raven meant by that was she planned to use a spell to turn her and the rest of the Titans into real monsters. But the Titans assumed something else.

“Ah, naked butt style, I likes it!” Beast Boy said.

“Me too!” Cyborg agreed, as did Starfire.

“Then it’s settled,” Robin said, “We’re trick-or-treating naked this year!”

Raven pictured a Jump City citizen answering the door, expecting kids in costumes, only to find the Titans naked on his or her doorstep.

“That is scary, but-“ Raven started to say, only for something to land on her face. Her pulled it off, and was shocked to see Beast Boy’s uniform. She looked up to see that not only was Beast Boy naked, as were Robin and Starfire (Cyborg had just detached his head from his body).

“What a great idea Rae.” said the nude Beast Boy

“But that wasn’t my...” Raven started to say, then she realized the rest of the Titans were pretty dead set on this idea. And that spell probably would’ve backfired horribly anyway. So against her better judgment, Raven began to strip down.

“Let’s go trick-or-treating!”