Surfer babe

Michael wanted a partner in crime. He looked at the pretty blonde surfer girl sitting on the beach. She was enjoying herself.

Michael walked up to her. "Hi, I'm Michael. Believe me when I tell you you want to spend time with me watching some sexy shenanigans on this beach."

"Hi, I'm Suzie. That sounds great."

Michael sits next to her. "Believe me when I tell you you'll be OK with any strange things that happen or I say, and think it's all perfectly normal."

"Why of course."

Michael looks around and sees a volleyball game about to start.

"See that woman in the purple bikini by the volleyball net?"

"Yeah."

"Believe me when I tell you that when the game starts, her bikini bottoms are going to fall off, and she won't notice."

"Funny."

The game starts and as the woman in the purple bikini squats to save a spike, her bottoms pop off. She does not notice, and stands up. The ball falls on the other side of the net as people stop and stare and laugh. "Hey, Jennifer, nice landing strip!" cries one of the other female players.

The woman looks down and shrieks. She picks up her bottom from the sand.

"That was so funny!" said Suzie.

"Yep, and would you believe me when I say her bottoms are now full of sand, and it's going to get up her cracks?"

Suzie laughs.

"Anything you'd like to see?" asked Michael.