I sat awake in my shitty little apartment, listening to the train going past on the tracks outside very 5 minutes, sirens whizzing past and various shouts of distress filling the night. I weighed up the events of the evening and tried to make sense of it all, and about what I should do with this apparent new ability.
Based on my sample of 2 friends, it seemed that whatever I said, people went along with as long as I said the magic word. It also seemed that people rationalized what I was asking them for as something completely normal. I could ask for everything and get it easily. With great power comes great blowjobs, or words to that effect.
However I needed to choose and choose well. Should I use this ability purely for personal gain? or should I use it to the benefit of society? (obviously taking side benefits as they present themselves. Surely some full bosomed maiden must be grateful).
Should I be a super-hero or super-villain?
Captain Polite or The Masked Molester?
Whichever - I needed to find a cape and some tights - fast!
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