Suggestions: Sheet 1

The first sheet of paper with suggestions read as follows, before you ran out of space on the paper and needed more sheets. This was exacerbated by adding a few illustrative doodles to some of the suggestions.

”Greetings my buxom elven darling. You may wonder how you might earn your way back into the good graces of polite society after your public display of ill manners and poor judgement in insulting my skills. ‘Oh no I couldn’t possibly look anyone in the eye after this’ I hear you say, but do not fret, for I have written down a list of suggestions for you which shall make everyone forget about your rudeness, and which will instead highlight the better qualities of your… character. Upon reaching 1000 gold your gear shall be returned to you, best of luck.”

50 gold:
Demonstrate to the people your great taste in undergarments, in order to make them overlook your bratty personality. You must sit on the fence along the side of the road during a busy portion of the day for at least one hour, without covering up. An additional 25 gold if done topless.

100 gold:
Show off not just your athleticism but also how bouncy your tits are. Perform jumping jacks on the road at midday when it’s busy, while naked, for a combined 15 minutes. Breaks permitted. Jumping rope may be provided if desired.

100 gold:
Where you might be lacking in charm, your breasts make up for it in suppleness and the people should be made aware of it! Go up to people on the road and allow a minimum of 10 of them to fondle your boobs for at least 2 minutes each. 2 minutes per boob (per person) that is.