Suggest a 'brainstorming' lunch to Anna

You were impressed by Anna... both because she seems incredibly smart and also because she's hot as a blast furnace. So you give her a call.

"Who this?"

"It's Mike. We went out dancing on Saturday."

{if Monday1 = True}"Not been three days."

"Huh."

"American guy wait three days after date. Makes girls anxious and want to put out."

"Uh, I didn't know that.{endif} Anyway, want to get together for lunch and continue our conversation about digital physics and the simulation."

"Hum. I bring girlfriend. You buy."

You sigh. While the idea of lesbians is hot, the reality is that girls who like girls are unlikely to want to add a nerdy guy. "Sure."

"Same restaurant okay?"

"Sure." You're a lot more enthusiastic about that. McDonalds is something you can still afford.

"Okay. We meet you there at noon. You be there early. I text what to order."

You hang up and head for McDonalds... getting the text when you're halfway there. Watching two lesbian girls interact is going to drive you completely insane but you man up... And, what the hell, you figure you might learn something. You've always wanted an instruction manual on what girls like and you figure, watching two girls work each other might just be as close as you'll get.