What happens next?!
Success, that's what!
Whatever this cocky, underdressed Conan wannabe is wearing isn't enough to resist your gaze and in an instant he freezes up, his body rigid and he begins to wobble uncertainly. Meanwhile you can hear him begin to... mutter?
"wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
...was this guy just autowalking and chatting until now?
It doesn't matter now. The wind blast roars out and you watch this formerly badass musclehead get thrown like a ragdoll into the abyss, falling down into whatever awaits below. With satisfaction you roll to the edge, carefully inspecting your handiwork until something chimes in your head, and a series of screens flash in front of your eyes.
You've just leveled up!
A window appears in front of you, overtop of the others, with a series of messages...
What's in store for you?
You come into being as a low-level monster, the kind heroes chew through like popcorn. You know the drill, whether you're a player yourself or an artificial intelligence, and you're sick of it. You set out on your own quest: to defeat the heroes at any cost (or at least be an epic boss somewhere down the line).
Updated on Mar 13, 2026
by Witmann
Created on May 11, 2015
by Cantalope