Stupid printer!

Jamie had started a new job, just a few weeks ago at a large firm, working in the reception. His primary responsibility was delivering mail and messages to employees around the building. His first few weeks had gone smooth, the workload was fairly light, as long as you were on time and carried out your duties when they arrived.

This meant there was ample time for small talk with Jamie's co-workers and for some reason a lot of guys always wanted him to stick around a bit, asking questions, maybe help with moving a chair or getting some papers from their cabinets, while they kept working at their desks. Jamie was happy to oblige them, of course and to him it meant that he was probably doing a good job! Of course, in reality these men only wanted to get Jamie in as many compromising positions as possible while they stroked their growing hardons hidden from view. Some of them even made more or less direct advances towards him, but they flew over his head.

”Jamie, what are you doing later? I got some prime rib if you want it” - Oh, I already bought groceries. I'm just gonna make dinner and watch a show. It is very nice of you to offer, though Mr. Esteban, have a nice evening!

”Damn Jamie, you're really filling those pants out nicely” - Why thank you Mr. Richards! I just got them. I don't know what it is but most pants are tight on me, no matter what size i get them in. These feel nice, though!

An audible slick rhythmic motion can be heard as Jamie is proffered:”Boy, have you ever drunk nut juice right from the source?” - No, I can't say that I have. I usually get my almond milk in cartons! If I ever come across a nut milking farm or some such, I will be sure to try it!

One of these men who had been left in bewilderment and sexual frustration by Jamie's inability to take a fucking hint was Theo Esteban, a junior-associate at the company. He had immediately clocked Jamie on his first day, leaving the elevator ass first, dragging a mail-cart behind him. This was an ass of the gods, he thought. His substantial bulge gave an involuntary flex and what was before ”some what” contained in his pants, now snaked down his left leg, in danger of making a stain through the fabric. Jamie backed towards him through the busy hallway, his ass cheecks moving up and down making Theo and Theo's cock drool. He had to get into this fat piece of ass no matter the costs, he decided then and there. Theo then ran towards the bathroom, to take care of his growing issue at hand.

Two weeks later, Theo had not gotten closer to finding out even the most basic sexual inclinations that Jamie had. He was fairly sure, he was in to guys, just from his demeanor, but any sexual advance he had made, that didn't break company policy, had fallen on either uninterested or tone-deaf ears. He had even started an email chain with a few other hung bulls from his workplace, relenting to the fact that maybe he just wasn't Jamie's type, but everyone else were suffering the same frustrations.

It wasn't until one day where Theo was observing Jamie copying some papers from afar, daydreaming about just how much cum he would shoot inside of him, if he ever got the chance, that the pin dropped. Jamie was trying, and failing repeteadly, to load paper in to the copier, not realizing that he had to turn them 45 degrees to make them fit in the very clearly alotted place for it. ”Oh...and here I thought a guy with such a perfect ass was just playing hard to get...but instead he is just as thick in the head as he is down there..Time to change strageties.”

Theo adjusted his bulge, making sure that no unintended display was happening, swallowed, and moved briskly towards Jamie, aiming to strike before anyone else showed up at the copier.

”Hey Jamie, do you need a hand?” - Jamie was slightly startled as he had been locked in to the task at hand. ”Oh, hello Mr. Esteban. I'm very sorry but I'm just not able to get these dang papers in to the copier.”. Jamie was squatting down, displaying his lewd butt and Theo moved closer, moved the clasp in the paper drawer, and put in a stack of papers. He took a whiff of the air around him, trying to see if he could catch a whiff of the perfect piece of fuck meat in front of him, but toner and hot ink drowned everything out.

”Thank you so much! Silly of me, I should've have noticed that!”

Theo thought fast. ”No trouble. First of all, call me Theo. Secondly, one of my responsibilities here is to make sure all new employees are settling in well(it wasn't). And because of this, it is my duty to schedule an appointment, post working hours, in a more relaxed environment where we can speak more freely. Are you available tomorrow, saturday afternoon, let's say 2pm?”

”Oh, that seems reasonable, Mist- I mean, Theo. And yes, I am!”

”Good. Meet me at the entrance to St. James' Pier. You know where that is, right? And uhh, maybe wear some shorts and a t-shirt.” Theo, bit his tongue. Why did he add that last part? His hornyness was already taking over and he was gonna ruin this chance. Extremely suspicious ask by a co-worker in an already suspicious scenario.

”Yes, I know. Why shorts, if I may ask?”

”Uhhhhhh, it is becauseee.... of..I heard ..it would be very hot tomorrow! And walking..on the pier gives a nice breeze to cool you down on the legs, is all!” The worst lie anyone had ever made. His eyes were darting. Why was Jamie still squatting down at the copier? He stole another look at his ass, as if trying to imprint on it, something to remember him by after this disaster.

”Very good advice, Mr. Esteban, I mean Theo, sorry. I didn't think of the breeze. I'm excited for tomorrow!” Jamie stood up and gave a wide smile at the towering hunk of meat in front of him. What a nice man, to make sure he was settling in well. He was surely handsome and a man as handsome as him must have plenty of girls begging for his attention for the weekends.

”Is there anything else I can help you with, Theo?” Jamie asked innocently. Theo's bulge grew menacingly but Jamie didn't remark upon it, despite it being fairly close to his eyes, with the large difference in height between them. ”Fuck, Ye- I mean no, I'm good. Just make sure to remember tomorrow, Baby, I mean Jamie”. Theo **** himself to walk away quickly. His shitty plan had somehow worked and he was not about to risk ruining it by staying around, getting more and more aroused. As soon as he turned his back to Jamie, he started grinning uncontrollably.

Jamie watched as Theo walked back to his office. ”What a nice man. I wonder what we are going to do tomorrow..” Jamie thought to himself. He had noticed the massive package Theo carried in his pants and how it had started thickening and bulging out as they were talking, but to him, lots of men had those and it was far from the first time that had had happened around him. At least I don't have that problem, poor Mr. Esteban, he thought.

Jamie squatted back down and opened the next paper drawer to refill it. ”Now..how did he do this...hmmm”...