Stuck as Mei, Madara pushes forward

Written by Hen

With a kick Ao broke down the door and hurried inside, there he found the Mizukage collapsed onto the floor. In the blink of an eye he rushed in to check what was wrong, "Lady Mizukage can you hear me?!" Ao yelled confused as to what was happening, but as he noticed that she was still breathing and alive he picked her up and placed her on the nearby bed, while calling for the nearest medical ninja to check up on her.

After what felt like an eternity, Madara woke up, last thing he could remember was a loud bang, after which he fainted. But now he was clearly lying down somewhere, with a blanket draped over himself. Hoping it was all just a nightmare he opened his eyes but doing that only confirmed his fear, as the same hair from before was yet again covering his right eye. Slowly he pulled out one of his hands from beneath the blanket in order to remove the hair covering his eye, pausing and staring at said hand for a moment once he saw the same blue nail polish, "Why did this happen..." he thought to himself.

Soon he heard footsteps approaching him, and after tilting his head he saw a man with an eyepatch covering one of his eyes, "Lady Mizukage are you feeling better? said the man.

"Mizukage?" Madara thought, he would have never guessed that someone like her could be a Kage, one way or another he would need to play the part until he could leave this god forsaken body, "Yes, i am okay" he said still far from used to his new voice.

"Whew, good, i apologize for bothering you as soon as you woke up, but i just had to make sure you are alright. Oh and i have already repaired your dress, its over there on the table" the man said while pointing at a nearby table, "Well, I shall take my leave for now, i will wait outside if you need anything." after saying that the man left the room.

Madara just grimaced in response, he had no interest in him, the Mizukage or Kirigakure, all he had on mind was getting back into his own body, and with the thought he tried performing the jutsu one last time, but just as before nothing happened. "Did I really misremember the hand seals, or is there something else i need to know to use it, either way i need to retrieve both that page and my body back as soon as possible".

Not wanting to waste any time he proceeded to stand up and walk towards the table, almost falling along the way as he didn't take into account his new center of gravity which happened to be very front loaded, courtesy of the sizeable rack he now possessed, however as annoying as that was, it wasn't nearly as bad as actually trying to wear the dress.

Putting it on was easy but managing to close the zipper was nothing short of a herculean task, after couple attempts, he released all the air in his lungs, and with 1 movement of his hand finally managed to fully close the damn thing.

As expected breathing was hard, but the worse part was that he clearly messed up somewhere along the way, as his nipples felt incredibly uncomfortable, but as much as he hated it he had no time to spare, he needed to hurry if he wanted to get his body back. As such he left the room he was in, and meet up with the same eyepatch man who waited for him outside the door.

"That was pretty fast, I'm glad you are doing well, Lady Mizukage" the man said

"Yes, quite so" Madara said with an uninterested look on his face, "Where is the nearest exit?" Madara asked while looking around, trying to scout it out.

"What? Where could you be going all of a sudden?" the man said with a confused expression.

"Land of Fire, there is something i need to retrieve."

"But Lady Mizukage you cannot just roam around into a different nations territory, no matter how important said thing is" the man tried to explain.

"No, i insist, and that is final" Madara said while trying to find the exit, starting to awkwardly roam around the building, while trying to get used to his new proportions.

"No?! Surely there is a better option, please just listen to me, how about i and Chojuro go with you? A Kage should not roam without protection." he said while following Madara's each step

"There is no need I'm fine myself." Madara said

"I am sorry but that is absolutely unacceptable, your safety comes first and foremost! Wouldn't it be better if we sent one of our ANBU squads to retrieve said item?"

Madara gave a stern look to the man which made him pause in place, he really didn't want to rely on others and their incompetence, but, it wasn't a terrible proposition, after all he couldn't even find an exit out of the building, let alone find a way to Land of Fire while travelling through the thick fog that covers the Land of Water. The man also clearly isn't interested in letting him just run out into Land of Fire, assuming he could run as he currently was, even walking was problematic, let alone running.

In the end, Madara decided to...