Stop the madness!

Considering that the fight is (kind of) your fault, you can't bring yourself to let the two strangers have at it, possibly hurting one another...or themselves, considering that by the look of it they handle their swords as well as they do their horses.

You step in, "Woah, woah, wait a minute, guys." you say, "I'm not even part of this game, so there's no use fighting over me."

"Of course you are part of the game!" The Red Knight cried, "Everyone on the board is a part of the game. That's just the way it is!"

"He's right," the White Knight added in gently, "If it is the will of the Kings and Queens that everyone join in the battle, then so everyone must."

"Look," you sigh, "Where I come from, I live in a democracy. Doesn't mean we get to pick which wars we go into, but damn if we can't complain about them. Aren't you guys tired of fighting each other? Well, if so, tell people! Don't stay quiet! Shout it to the heavens!"

"You are right!" the Red Knight shouted, "Too long I have been silent! From now on, I shall speak whatever comes to mind, always!"

"I agree," The White Knight agreed, "Too long we have been censored. Well, no more! From now on, if I have a thought, I shall speak it! For example: I have always found you rather attractive, Red Knight!"

You blink. That was unexpected.

"You do?" The Red Knight asked, stunned, "Well, I'll admit, I've never given it much thought...but you are rather attractive as well, and my new freedom has excited me both mentally and physically. Perhaps we should expend some energy together?"

"Yes, indeed, with due hast!" The White Knight added joyfully, before turning to look at you. "But we cannot forget the needs and desires of thou who has liberated us. Tell me, friend, would you like to join in our celebration?"

You look over at these two handsome, very eager Knights. You had never been part of a threesome before, and it was possible one of these characters was the one tainting the story...but you could see this taking awhile, and if neither of them was your target, then you needed to go find the tainted character as soon as possible. Decisions, decisions...