Stick with the big ones

"No way am I buying diapers in public," you say.

"That's fine, sweetie," Rose says, already distracted by her phone. Sighing you go over to your bed to grab the rest of the diapers, when you fall over. The diaper is so wide that it completely screws with the way you walk, forcing you to have a ridiculous waddle, and you weren't ready for it. You faceplant on your carpet, ass in the air. Rose roars in laughter.

You move to get up, but then you feel Rose's hand on your ass. "God, John, this diaper is thick. Will your jeans even fit over these?"

"I doubt it," you reply, pushing her hand off your ass as you move to stand up.

"No, no! Stay down there! I wanna get a pic!" she giggles, squeezing your diapered ass.

"Oh hell no!" you protest.

"C'mon, John," she pouts. "For me?"