Steve Rogers/Captain America

Billy is so horny he can't stand it. It's the middle of the night. Steve sleeps in boxer briefs, and on his back. Billy can't stop staring at Steve's pecs. Their basically tits with how beefy and squishy they are. And his ass, even though Billy can't see it--he knows Steve's ass deserves a good fuck.

But this is Captain America! Billy can't just get horny while sleeping in the same bed as such an American legend! ...Or can he?