Stay quiet, don’t come off as perverted

He left the room and walked down the hall, pondering what had happened in front of him. Meanwhile, Jane watched as the door shut and clicked. She itched her bottom, which wasn’t normal for her. She itched slightly more aggressively. She looked to the closed door and saw closed blinds over the window. She took another glance at the window behind her. “It’s ok,”she calmed herself,“Nobody’s looking! God, why is it itching NOW?”

She scratched furiously and gave up. “Alright. Still no one here.” She sighed and thought to herself, _I can’t believe I’m gonna do this! I’m no better than Audrey at this point! _She moved her hands down and held the hem of her skirt. She closed her eyes as hard as she could. She slowly slid the skirt down, inch by inch. She eventually Got the red cloth to her ankles. She lifted one for and placed it back down and then the second. She opened her eyes and looked at the red skirt. Wanting to find the source of the itch, she examined the item for any tags or other annoying obstacles.

Finally she located a seam sticking out too far. She grabbed a scissors and trimmed it to a likable length. She looked at her crotch and only then realized it was itchy because her fucking panties were gone! She was about to put it on when her phone rang. She dropped the skirt to the floor and picked up the call. “Hello,” said the voice,“You might want to hear this messa-”

She put down the phone. _I hate those soliciting calls! _She looked out the window and thought of the fresh green grass and pine trees. I should go on a hike sometime. She looked to her closet and remembered her half naked predicament. She bent down to pick up her skirt. Jane shimmied the red fabric up her legs. She straightened up. She cracked the door open and peeked out.