Stay out of it.

This is really none of your business, and you don't even know Erin. If she thinks the risk of getting vomit in her car is worth Luke's dick, then that's up to her.

You head into the bathroom both to avoid the scene and to do a quick tooth-brushing and face wash. By the time you're done, Erin has finally gotten Luke through the door with Chris&Jeff reluctantly saying goodnight to them both.

“Sorry about all that,” Chris apologizes to you. “No need to clean up, we'll get it in the morning.”

“Oh, really. No problem. You're even worse when you're that drunk,” you tease Chris back to lighten the mood.

Chris laughs. “Yeah, it runs in your family,” Jeff quips back cheerfully.

“On that note, ladies... I'm going to take off my face. Wake me when it's time for mimosas,” and Chris heads into the bathroom.

You plop down on the couch, and the quick motion leaves your head spinning. Wow, once you have a moment to settle, you realize just how drunk you are. You hear Jeff still moving things around. You decide to wait to undress for sleeping until Jeff is out of the room. There's no reason to set-up an awkward situation with your good friend's voyeur boyfriend.

You decide to check your phone:

Kevin has emailed you on Facebook asking for your phone number. So hot. So weird. Even if breaking up a gay celebrity's relationship was something you'd want to try and do, this can definitely wait until tomorrow.

Trevor has also texted:
[bABY whhhy didt u cum with us?]
Drunk mess. But maybe that would have been a better end to your evening than watching Chris's family drama. Oh, well. You've earned major friend points for staying, and it doesn't seem likely that Trevor won't be available next time you're down in the city.

You're interrupted by Jeff saying goodnight, and you drunkenly wave one hand in the air. He shuts the lights out as he leaves the living room.

You slip off your shirt and pants and pull a decorative afghan over yourself, finally able to relax after a long socially-draining night. You browse your phone for a few more minutes before sleepiness overtakes you. You roll over onto your stomach and begin to drift off...

You're almost asleep when you hear some motion in the bathroom. You think nothing of it, until you hear soft footsteps on the carpet. One of the guys must have forgotten something out here.

You hold your breath and wait for the footsteps to leave, but they don't. They come a few steps closer, and you swear you can feel someone standing over you.