Start a game

"Miss Justice, can I interest you in a game?" John asked.

"Sure," Victoria said. "What kind?"

"It's this game where you stick a piece of paper against someone's head, and they have to guess what's written on it."

"Could be fun," Victoria said with a shrug. "But I think we need a few more players."

John was hoping she would say that. He gathered up three more celebrities.

Kendall Jenner, obviously.

Then two of the new arrivals.

Emma Watson

And Peyton List.

"Okay, ladies," John said, before noticing Kendall and Emma shooting odd glances at Camila, who was still acting like John's pet cat. "That's just my pet cat. Ignore her."

The women do. "As I was saying," John continued. "The rules are that I write out on a sticky note what you are, then stick the note to your forehead. You get three tries to guess what you are. If you win, you will become the thing on your note, but only until the party ends. If you lose, you become what's on your note...forever. Plus, the winner gets fucked by me. Sound fair?"

The contestants nod, John writes the notes, and the game begins.