Spin-Off, Ares And Aphrodite bedroom.

In the bedroom of the two Olympians, A. Topic Of The council meeting that occurred earlier today was accidentally brought up.

Aphrodite had just finished plundering Ares ass with her massive Goddess cock.

And now it was time for cuddle talk.

"Aries why do you keep on insisting You're a domineering sex fiend. We both know that's not true. "

Aphrodite was right, Aries had taken a liking to strong powerful women. Call it mommy issues all you want, But it's the truth. He was the patron of the Amazons, protector of women and children because of being a war God. Men die for the sake of women raise the young.

And yeah sure he may lie about having sex and taking advantage of women, But isn't that what most guys do? Lie about sex. Men have Three times as less partners as they claim they do, women have three times more. Isn't that the phrase?

Currently he came up with a daughter of Hecate To be his latest conquest. After a took the amount of time. He had to keep the lie evolving. It couldn't have been someone the Olympians knew because Then he would have got smited or got into a fight, But if he went after a minor God or goddess, A lot of Olympians are willing to turn the other cheek.

Aries was very much against **** despite his depiction as God of War, He was the soldiers God. And yes, it is true that young men are more likely to commit atrocities, but that's more because of pent-up aggression from lack of sex. Which was a natural part of life. Get a steady supply of ready and willing whores and it's a lot less likely to happen.

He remember the fury he felt when he discovered his daughter Alcippe Was **** by a son of Poseidon, He remembered the righteous fury He felt murdering That bastard in Cold blood. He remembered the pride he felt In doing the right thing, even as he was being tried for that ****. Nobody rapes his daughter and gets away with it. He set a precedent and He's willing to keep it that way. But he still had to keep a facade.

" Babe you know why I don't-,"

"Yeah because you're an insecure spineless brat "

"Hey It's not just that it's, me"

"No, it's obviously that you're afraid of what will happen if Apollo and Hermes Or your dad Didn't think you were cool. You're afraid of losing your prestige. In front of your family."

" Aren't you as well. "

" Yeah You know as well as I do that love ain't going nowhere,

You're right.

Listen Dear, I am mostly disappointed in you for being homophobic and putting down gay soldiers as not being manly. You didn't have to fall into one of the oldest dumbest stereotypes in the world. It just makes you look like dumb moronic brute When we both know that isn't all you , We are in the cultural bastion of the West Where queer acceptance is at one of its heights

The idea that being gay makes you less of a man is ridiculous. It was silly then and it's silly now

We both know this! We known it for a long time, We forgotten our Roots!

Remember how much gay sex thare was in ancient times"

Aries was about to make an inappropriate joke about how young some of the couplings were, But Aphrodite beat him to the punch By hissing

" And when it came to soldiers sexuality tying into their masculinity well ...

We both remember the Sacred Band of Thebes. Remember how effective they were at defeating your Spartan army."

His love was right, The sacred band was probably One of the starkest examples of the manliness of gay men. It was a group of 150 pairs of Battle husbands working together fighting the army of Sparta. It was an army of"lovers and their favorites, thus indicating the dignity of the god Eros in that they embrace a glorious **** in preference to a dishonorable and reprehensible life"

Men who were so manly they forgo women entirely for the sake of fucking their fellow man? That wasn't a feminine trait. That was clearly the final extension of misogynistic ideas wrapping around to being slightly progressive.

Ares knew that she had a point, But what was he supposed to say? That he barely got any action because mortals stopped liking War

In all honesty, Ares actually was having a dry spell when it comes to war particularly because of nukes.

At one point, he loved nukes, As a final extension of destruction. But with nuclear proliferation among the arms industry, It meant less War happened.

This was like the evolution from spear to the gun! More people died from war meant less War actually happened. That's boring!.

Aries couldn't really say anything.

"You're right 'Ditey"

"You know I always am when it comes to these things,"

"But come on. You still have to admit the look on her face was priceless. "

"You're not wrong, dear."

There was a lull in the conversation, most of the anger and most of the feelings were out

Aries cuddled into his favorite Goddess.

In an attempt to make small talk he asked

"So how's your husband doing?"

"Oh same old same old, building robots building **** traps, some giant robots and or fighter jets

Sweet, Were there anything that you thought was cool that he made?

Well... I think there is some progress in terms of sex bots,

" You sound hesitant though"

Look.. I just don't think they're going to last, prostitution is one of the oldest professions ever. So long as humanity existed willing whores have existed And I don't think robots could take their job.

Well they are taking my soldiers Jobs

Doesn't that just mean less young men have to die for old men's pride? Thus saving them in the long term.

II I know but it takes the humanity out of it, Is all I'm saying.

"It's okay dear, remember it'll change. It always does but we will be there to watch it and see it evolves ."

"Thanks 'Ditey "

Well I'm thinking of taking a nap, How about you?

"Honestly babe, The same. "

"Well, see you in a couple of hours."

"Night love."

"Good night dear."(With that With that Aphrodite shut off the lamp, And cuddled into her God of War treating him like her little spoon.