Spider-man's Real Name Is...

A similar news report is being broadcasted all over the world. A news reporter begins with,

"We come to you now with an orgasmic revelation about the last week's perverse attack in London. An anonymous source provided this mature video. It shows Quentin Beck aka Mysterio moments before he collapsed out of sexual exhaustion. Warning, you may find this video disturbing. Send your children away before you watch this news."

The reporter is replaced by a shaky footage with naked Mysterio in it. Him speaking straight to the camera in a manner that can only make sense if someone off screen is blowing his cock. Amidst the frequent moans this is what he has to say,

"I managed to send the ahh... Elementals back through the inter-dimensional riffft... but I don't think I'll make it aahhh... off this bridge alive. Spider-man attacked me with an army of horny mind-controlled women for some reason... he has an army of weaponized drones as well... both Stark technologyyy... and he says he is going to be the new Ironman, owner of Stark Industries, husband of Pepper Pots and no one elssssse."

At the point of climax a lot of cum gets sprayed on the camera lens as the video transitions to a recorded footage of Spider-man (waist down view) stroking his huge cock aimed at 5-6 bare chested British women.

EDITH: Are you sure you want to commence the drone attack? There will be significant casualties.

SPIDERMAN: Do it! Fuck'em all!!

That instant the drone targets all adults of the city, mess up their hormone levels resulting in a city wide orgy. Next we see an aerial view of the London bridge where hundreds of naked intertwined human bodies are engaged in shameless illicit behavior.

The feed cuts back to the news reporter,

"This shocking video was released earlier today on the controversial news/porn website 'thedailybugle.net'."

Cut to a semi-bald reporter by the name J Jonah Jameson speaks with aggression as he reports,

"Here you have it folks, conclusive proof that Spider-man was responsible for the brutal **** (due to excessive repeated ejaculation) of Mysterio. An inter-dimensional warrior who gave his life to protect our planet and who will no doubt go down in history as the greatest superhero, and LOVER (wink), of all time."

He says showing the footage of Mysterio having erotic sex with some unknown to the world SHIELD agents that includes the Skrull Maria Hill in one frame and another where he fights the Elementals.

"...but that's not all folks. Here's a real blockbuster, brace yourself, you might want to sit down."

Cut to footage of Mysterio before he collapses out of exhaustion,

"Spider-man's real name is ahh.., Spider-man's name is Peter Parker."

As he says that the video cuts to the same footage where spider-man unloads his cum on those big breasted women. The camera that until now showed Spider-man waist down, tilts up and exposes the exhausted and out of breath superhero removing his mask to reveal the face underneath.

It is indeed Peter Parker. This is followed by a series of leaked photos of Peter having sex with his aunt May and Pepper Pots in a threesome. The report ends as we return to the Spider-man on a light pole of a New York street in the present. His immediate and only reaction to this news report is,

"What the fu-"

TO BE CUNT-I-NUDE