Someone arrives as Lauren gives an encore

"Hey, Little Baby Laurie!" April called out with a giggle, "Why don't you give us a little encore?"

"T-that's a g-great i-*hiccup*-idea!" Lauren drunkenly slurred in response, giving off a girlish giggle before taking another swig of her "grape juice".

She immediately turned around to face the other restaurant goers. However, as she opened her mouth, she let out a loud belch, causing the restaurant to burst into amused laughter again.

"Hehe! Ex-*hiccup*-excuse m-me." Lauren said with a chuckle as she continued her drunken, off key warbling. "M-Mary had a l-little lam-*hiccup*-lamb!"

Unknown to either Lauren, April, David, or Dan, Vanessa and her cheerleading squad had just entered the restaurant for lunch after practice and where waiting to be seated when Lauren's sister heard a familiar, drunken and hilariously off-key voice singing children's songs. Looking out into the dining room, Vanessa's eyes widened as her jaw dropped.

There, in the middle of the dinning room of this Italian restaurant, was her older sister dancing around like an idiot while covered in cheese sauce and pasta, holding a sippy cup in her hand, and wearing a bib and a saggy, wet diaper! But what surprised her the most was how different Lauren looked now.

She was far shorter than the last time Vanessa saw her. She had a little paunch that hung over the edge of the diaper. Her butt was HUGE, parts of her cheeks sticking out on the sides. Her face was loaded with youthful freckles. And then there were her breasts. The last time Vanessa saw them, Lauren was sporting a pair of massive D cups. But now? They were little more than bug bites!

If it wasn't for the fact that she recognized her older sister's drunken warbling, and severe lack of singing talent, even Vanessa herself would have mistaken her for a little girl!

"Aww, look at that cute little girl!" One of Vanessa's friends, an eighteen-year-old African-American woman named Tanya, said as she and the rest of the cheerleading squad walked up to Vanessa.

"Hold on. That singing...?" Said another cheerleader and friend of Vanessa, an eighteen-year-old Hispanic woman named Valentina, as she squinted her eyes at the "little girl" in question. Her eyes then widened in shock as she asked, "Vanessa, isn't that your big sister?"

Vanessa was silent as she merely watched the sight in front of her. Her eyes soon went over to the table she was dancing next to, immediately seeing April, Dan, and David laughing slightly louder than the rest of the restaurant was. Their table also had an empty highchair next to it, and a half-empty bottle of wine on the table. Taking all this in, Vanessa was able to connect the pieces of the puzzle.

Within seconds, Vanessa's shocked expression turned into a wide, evil grin. When the hostess finally arrived to take them to their table, Vanessa merely told her that she and her squad were expected company at one of the tables...

"Here a-an oi-*hiccup*-oink! Th-there an oink! Every-*hiccup*-everywhere an o-oink oink! Old Mc-*hiccup*-McDonald h-had a farm, E-I-*hiccup*-I-E-I-O!" Lauren finally belted before taking a swig from her sippy cup as the amused guests laughed and applauded once more. She let out a small belch, giggling in response. Lauren took another bow before turning back towards the table.

As she waddled back to the highchair, even in her drunken state, she was surprised to see Vanessa and her squad walking up to the table, April waving them over with an evil smile...