Soda can surprise

Unfortunately for him he didn't notice how he was being watched.

How is he able to watch so much porn? Is it because he's drinking so much Mountain Dew? Damn, is that his porn fuel? were David's thoughts as the scene unraveled.
Unfortunately for him he was now posing as a can of the 'porn fuel'.
"Fuck!" he mumbled.

"Mhm? What was that? Dad?" Jacob said as he paused the video.
"Hey son! Nice weather ain't it?" he suddenly heard his father's voice.
And even worse, he spotted one of the cans of soft drink moving accordingly.
"Dad!?" Jacob grabbed the can and looked at it incredibly.
"Hello Jacob!" the can answered. "No way..." Jacob replied.
"Yes way! Oh, and that is... nice!" David the can said as it saw what was visible on its son's laptop's screen.

"I must be dreaming!" Jacob said, next he...