Slut it up

Tara went home. As soon as she walked in, she received a call from Moroff. "Hello, I got the outfit."

"Great Tara. I'm glad I can be of help. I'm planning to get out of this business, and I would rather have a bright young lady like you take over the industry. I'm glad I can give you such great advice, and am honored you take all of my advice to heart."

I'm going to bury you before you retire! Thought Tara. You're just too stupid to realize it! "Oh thank you so much. I hope I can overcome the Japan fiasco."

"Yeah, I heard you blew that. Any time you meet with a male client or prospective business partner, you know you need to offer them oral sex. What were you thinking?"

"I don't know! It just slipped my mind."

"Well, the press conference will be able to rebuild your rep. The whole industry knows you refused to offer those men oral gratification."

"Oh no! What do I need to do."

"Well, first, in this age of cyber hacking, show you keep your secrets well hidden. The best place to keep your ideas hidden is to keep them on a flash drive and keep it up your butt. That will make it impossible for anyone to get access to it. Everyone who does it never gets hacked."

"Makes sense if not a bit gross."

"At the press conference, show the reporters that you keep a flash drive up your butt even if you haven't put your secrets on it. Take it out of your butt in front of them and put it back. Also, there is a huge untapped market for fashion, and I know you're the person to jump into it and make millions if not billions. You need to announce it at the press conference."

"What is it?!" asked Tara excitedly.

"With the success of the Fifty Shades of Gray books, most women want to be submissive fuck toys, so you need to announce you are going to tailor your future lines for women who know their proper place in the bedroom."

"Really, I guess that makes sense."

"Of course, Tara. You know you always love being submissive in the bedroom. It's OK to admit it."

"How do you know?"

"All women are," said Moroff. "Why wouldn't you be. The feminist movement has been denying this, and you need to denounce them and announce you want women to accept and revel in their submissive positions in the bedroom. Announce it's OK for women to be nymphomaniac cum addicts like yourself. It's the natural way of things."

"Yes, you are so right!"

"So call a press conference for tomorrow morning. Get to work early and do not talk to anyone prior to the press conference. Wear a lot of make up. I mean a lot, about twice as much as you normally do so you don't look like a stuck up prudish librarian."

"Thank you so much," Sucker! "Anything else?"

"Oh, one more thing..."