Simon, losers Simon

Simon the guy that life treats shit. I have lived on this world for 19 years now yet I have nothing to show for it. I am a self pitying self-loathing guy with lot of issues. Who thought it was the world's fault I was not somebody special.

Two weeks ago my life changed. Stuf started happening to me, first it was small stuff. The food I was eating started to taste like the food I wanted to eat. I was winning in all the games I was playing however higher the level I went. I was on time to places even though I started very late. People who would not have spared a glance to me were being friendly. Then the physical changes started to happen. I was lazy get to college, suddenly the campus was in my backyard. My body also started to change. One minute I am a pale tall white guy with vampire teeth, the next a muscular black guy atleast 4 feet wide. In a day I could barely recognise myself. I didn't really care all I had to do was not think about my body but that meant I had to think about something and shit got out of hand I even became the President. I gave it up in minutes.

Well like any virgin looser with super power I tried to get laid. That turned scary. Any thing I thought about the girl or the feeling changed reality and my knowledge of sex was from porn hence, I kept trying to reverse the changes which in turn changed stuf to a point were,all the female around me started looking the same and not even hot. Oh, I was still a virgin. Then came the villans who wanted to use me and some simply trying to kill me. I kept running while erasing them with my thoughts it was quite scary. Only to be caught by the justice league. There was a sudden boom and there stood Batman, Superman and cyborg. And they put my head in a metal cage. According to them its a special alloy of nth metal and Inertron. That could contain my brain waves. The cage kind of morphed then got absorbed into my head,it was so freak and I tried to escape but they had Superman, I was brought to the watchtower. Apperently my powers were having effects all over the universe. Already few races have been erased from existence. One of the villan in the previous fight was a telapath so when I erased him by thinking erase telepath, I kind of also erased all telapaths across the universe which also included some heros too. The watchtower was empty now expect the three of us cyborg left to do damage control somewhere. Bat and supe were also wearing some special head gear to protuct their mind apperently it was hard to make so they were the only two to remain.

I was introgated by Batman that guy is scary soo scary that I have a new respect for thugs in Gotham. While Superman played the good cop. As much as he was trying not to be intimated me, just seeing the guy floting there was as scary as Batman. Then they brought the laso of truth and I started to spill every secret I had, they now knew lot about me than I did even stuf that I never realised about myself. They decided I was not a villan. I was also kind of pissed that the know about my embarrassing sides not that I could do anything about it.

I was given a choice to use a machine they have created to change every thing back to how they were because my influence on reality was so bad as things are the world and the whole universe would get destroyed.

Then some guy in a red mask arrived with a group of people some of them I recognised as heros and even some villans and started shouting that they should kill me and the universe will not be destroyed. I was now pissing myself the guy started shooting. Superman stepped between. And told Batman to take me away.

Batman took me to a room. Which had this scary chair the kind you see in horror movies to give lobotomy. But with more sicfi head set.

According to Batman the device some how takes the reality altering waves and focus it so I can give specific instructions and have perfect control over the changes. He said he would know if I did anything else and would stop me and he powered the device. It started to charge up. I could feel the device pressed on my skull some tingling sensation and felt hundreds of needles being inserted into my head but there was no pain. Batman gave the signal to proceed.