Side with the Driver, Discipline the Cop

"I was thinking ... we should let this nice woman go about her day. There's literally no one around, no traffic, and you even said she slowed down. No harm, no foul."

The cop glares at you but doesn't say anything. The woman in the car turns back to the officer, obviously agreeing with you.

"Really, I'm free to go?"

The officer takes a step back from the car and puts her hands on her hips, "Not so fast."

A wicked grin comes across your face, "Oh, I wasn't quite finished. Officer ... "

"Officer Michaels, sir."

You put your hands on the hood of the car and lean forward, "Officer Michaels, I wasn't finished. I think you should let this nice woman go about her day. And, for wasting her time, I think you should be punished."

Officer Michaels eyes go wide with shock. "WHAT?!"

You lean down and peer into the car. The woman inside notices the movement and turns to you. "What do you think, miss?"

You exchange devious smiles and she begins nodding quickly, "Yes, I think that should suffice. Now, Officer, I won't make a fuss if you let this young man teach you a lesson about wasting people's time. Otherwise, I think I may have to have your badge number."

The cop's jaw drops and she stares aghast at both of you. She stutters and says, "Well, I, umm, well, I'm sorry, I think, this is very irregular." She pauses for a moment and then says, "I don't think my boss would like a complaint for just a no-stop ticket."

You quickly reply, "Good, that's settled, have a nice day miss."

The driver turns back to you as she starts her car, "You too." She gives you an exaggerated wink and slowly pulls away, leaving you and Officer Michaels standing in front of her squad car. You eye her up and down. God damn, what a knock out.

"Well, it's time for your punishment, officer."