She tries to be nice

Astrid raised her eyebrows, staring directly at your exposed penis. You blush, desperately trying to free your hands to cover up, but the cuffs are locked tightly around your wrists.

She covers her mouth, and you hear her giggle.

"Oh my!" she said. "I've never seen anything quite like that before!"

"What?" you say.

"I don't mean it in a mean way!" she responded. "I mean it's cute, really. You have a cute penis, Sam. Like one of those tiny pigs in a blanket. Only minus the blanket," she said, giggling.

You blush furiously, and wish desperately that you had some way of covering your penis.

"It's not small! I've heard that 3 inches is normal!" you say, defensively.

This only makes Astrid laugh harder. After what feels like an eternity, she gets a hold of herself.

"Three inches?! Sam that's tiny. I didn't even know that was possible! That's like, a mini dick. It's like, a medical marvel or something. You should go on talk shows. 'Hi my name is Sam and I've got the world's smallest wiener!' We have got to find everyone else! I want to show off your adorable mini penis!"

"No!" you yell, terrified of the thought of Sasha and everyone else seeing you like this. "Aren't... aren't you gonna get my boxers?" you say.

"Oh you're no fun!" she pouted. "Fine, I'll let you cover that cute little dick up in just a second. But first I have to know... does it get any bigger?" She stares pointedly at your penis again, raising one eyebrow as if she could enlarge it through sheer willpower.

You feel totally humiliated, with Astrid staring and laughing at your apparently undersized penis. You realize you have no good options. If you say that it doesn't get any bigger, she'll make fun of you forever. But if you lie and claim it does, she might try to find out how big it gets! Your twitching penis is already on the verge of exploding, if she teases you at all you realize you don't stand a chance.