They both stare at each other for thirty seconds before she breaks out in laughter. “Oh shit, your fucking serious, aren’t you. I feel sorry for you. You actually believe this stupid ad that says, ‘Every girl in her just waiting for a man to trap her and make her theirs. ‘I’ll give you a little bit of advice, vanilla, yes those takes of girls exist, but they are few and far between. And they certainly aren’t looking for a man like you. If you ever hope to actually catch someone in here, realize that 99.9 percent of the women in here are here because they REALLY need the money or they had no other choice.”
“So, what’s your reason?” He asks
Hearing a noise coming, She quickly gets up and takes off “bye, vanilla, and good luck, you’re really going to need it.” With that, she is out of sight. Softly after, a pack of hunters came by, following her trail.
She was right; He did need luck because even though these woods are ‘packed full of women,” she is the only one he saw all day. At the end of the day, they hand out a list and description of everyone that was caught; as he looks it over, he sees that only one Asian woman was caught, and she saw in her late 40, certainly not the woman you were talking to.
After utterly failing, He is left with more questions than answers and an uncontrollable urge to actually succeed next time. Learning from his mistake, he comes back the next evening with a leash in search of his little red-headed friend.
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